May
11
Kneepads: When wearing leggings as pants doesn’t get the point across.
Tonight at a bar, a man who looked like the love child of Marc Summers and Ryan Seacrest told me that I would really like this ‘hipster’ bar downtown that sold PBR tall boys.
What’s more insulting? His definition of me as a hipster (in my work clothes, no less), or that I would go to a bar that specializes in tall boys?
FEEL OUT OF PLACE IN WILLIAMSBURG (BROOKLYN)
I think I just lost the will to live.
PLAY HARD TO GET
You can’t have it (yes you can!!!). Wheeeeee!
The internet just doesn’t get old, does it?
You can’t see his wallet, so this study is moot.