For a lot of people in my department, this is their first.
Sigh… you never forget your first.
“Playing Laura Bush, it’s really just like playing a porn star. Just the hair is different.” —Elizabeth Banks
“DO NOT BLOG. EMBARRASSES CHILD. LACK OF GRAMMATICAL CORRECTNESS AND SPELLING MAKES ONE LOOK ON DRUGS FOR SOME REASON. DON’T START THINKING “BUT… BUT… BURROUGHS.” IT’S A MYSPACE BLOG. DON’T DO IT!” —Sign on Courtney Love’s computer (So now she’s worried about embarrassing her daughter?)
“Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.” —
From Roger Ebert’s mailbag: On the Breeding Properties of M&Ms
2 M&Ms, 1 Winner