- Sarah: do you remember when you realized that dudes are more turned on by a girl's personality than her looks?
- Sarah: how great is that feeling?
- Me: the fuck are you talking about
- Laura: WHY WOULD ANYONE NAME THEIR CHILD CANDY
- Laura: I WOULDN'T EVEN DO THAT
1) What does it say about the state of your life when the only friend requests you receive are from local bars?
2) The idea, let alone execution, of a sushi food truck is DISGUSTING. I don’t care what anyone says, it’s an invitation for mud butt- sorry to be so frank- but c’mon!