December 2009
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Answer lady
Randee: hey i have a question
Me: shoot
Randee: is it really horrible to have sex with two diff people in the same day
Randee: i mean, i showered and all
Me: no
Randee: hahahahahhaha
Dec 22nd
ListenSlaraffenland - Polaroids
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Dec 18th
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Good night.
Me: where did he get picked up?
Kyle: guess glendale?
Kyle: wherever it was that [redacted] tried to pick up a male prostitute
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Kyle: ITS A POSSIBILITY
Me: NO, SHUT UP
Me: NO HE DID NOT GET PICKED UP TRYING TO SOLICIT A PROSTITUTE IN GLENDALE
Kyle: haha
Kyle: WHAT IF HE DID
Kyle: HE WENT HOME WITH A DUDE AT TWO BOOTS
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Dec 16th
Further Proof That the Music Industry is Basically... →
cajunboy: Capital Records suing Vimeo over fucking lip-dub videos got under my skin a wee but.
Dec 16th
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“yr cheesecake gave brian the drizzlies.”
– - Watson No context needed.
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WatchWatch
Videogum’s The Best Viral Videos Of 2009: A Retrospective Amazing, as usual.
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
“Our biggest challenge right now is letting females, in either younger or older...”
– - James Cameron on Avatar I don’t know if the problem is that the film does not appeal to women, as much as it just looks unappealing in general but nice try Cameron.
Dec 15th
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WatchWatch
Le sigh.
Dec 15th
Rood
Sarah: what if he calls and want them back
Me: listen
Me: i'm not the type to hold on to undies
Me: just cus someone couldn't keep their shit straight
Sarah: what if theyre his lucky ones
Sarah: what if theyre his only ones
Me: then i did everyone a favor by tossing them
Sarah: you would sleep with a guy who only owns one pair
Sarah: hhahaha
Me: fuck you
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ListenGirls - Hellrole Ratrace
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Is LA the Toughest Town for Singles? →
“1. According to the Singles Map, the sex ratio in LA sucks.” The problem isn’t that there are more men than women in LA, it’s that most of the men in LA seem to be in a perpetual state of adolescence, of course the women are too. So it’s a town of babies having drunken bad sex with other babies. Err, no pedo.
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
My New Feminism!
danharmon: Sexists don’t believe women are capable of being like men, but I do, because they are able to create little men with their insides! Somewhere in there, all the ingredients for a whole dude are just sitting around. If they really wanted, I’m sure they could work the TiVo. Joke for sale! Are you Tim Allen? Make me an offer!
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
“The bigger dilemma with this entrant, however, is that the distance between...”
– There are a great number of excellent, totally on-target points made by Liz Colville in her 10 Overhyped Bands of the 2000s, but I’m probably most fond of this one. (via perpetua) On point list, but it’s odd to see The National between U2 and Coldplay though I do think they are quite...
Dec 9th
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