James Franco on co- hosting the Oscar
He’s admitting to just being a lazy douche then, right? Because that’s a pretty douche-y thing to say.
The really funny thing is the Onion becomes reality more everyday, like how the Daily Show has grown from the smarmy Craig Kilborn news- anchor satire to the legitimate news source funny man Jon Stewart model.
I don’t really know what that says about our times other than it’s becoming one weird fake reality ourosboros.
- Kyle: YOU KNOW WHAT SOUNDS REALLY YUM
- Kyle: LEMON FROSTING ON A SPINNER
- Me: WHATS A SPINNER???
- Kyle: YOU KNOW
- Kyle: THOSE THINGS YOU PUT ON THE THING THAT MAKES FROSTING DO THAT THING TO BECOME FROSTING
- Me: WAT
- Kyle: YOUR MOM WOULD LET YOU LIKE IT OFF WHEN YOU WERE A KID
- Kyle: THOSE METAL SPINNER THINGS
- Me: A MIXER
- Me: IT'S CALLED A MIXER KYLIE