April 2011
110 posts
“People said I was under the influence. I love her, but… I think the Tasmanian Devil would look stoned standing next to Anne Hathaway. I haven’t watched it back. Maybe I had low energy. I honestly played those lines as well as I could.”
—
James Franco on co- hosting the Oscar
He’s admitting to just being a lazy douche then, right? Because that’s a pretty douche-y thing to say.
Poor Anne.
March 2011
158 posts
“The Onion, a satirical website, recently called Facebook a “massive online surveillance program run by the CIA” and Mr Zuckerberg a secret agent with the code name “the Overlord”. LOL? Perhaps not.”
—
Facebook’s online comments system is beating back the trolls. But civil conversations come at a price. (via theeconomist)
The really funny thing is the Onion becomes reality more everyday, like how the Daily Show has grown from the smarmy Craig Kilborn news- anchor satire to the legitimate news source funny man Jon Stewart model.
I don’t really know what that says about our times other than it’s becoming one weird fake reality ourosboros.
Men & the Kitchen
- Kyle: YOU KNOW WHAT SOUNDS REALLY YUM
- Kyle: LEMON FROSTING ON A SPINNER
- Me: WHATS A SPINNER???
- Kyle: YOU KNOW
- Kyle: THOSE THINGS YOU PUT ON THE THING THAT MAKES FROSTING DO THAT THING TO BECOME FROSTING
- Me: WAT
- Kyle: YOUR MOM WOULD LET YOU LIKE IT OFF WHEN YOU WERE A KID
- Kyle: THOSE METAL SPINNER THINGS
- Me: A MIXER
- Me: IT'S CALLED A MIXER KYLIE
“News Corp has named Rupert Murdoch’s son James as the company’s new COO, and chairman and CEO of its international operations. What are the odds, the boss’s son achieving such a high rank in the same company as his dad? And not long after his sister sold her own company to dear old dad for hundred of millions of dollars! Must be astronomical odds. It’s almost as if News Corp isn’t a public company at all, right? Weird.”
—Hamilton Nolan (via soupsoup)
The Dress Looks Nice On You
Sufjan Stevens
Sufjan Stevens - The Dress Looks Nice on You
Aww, thanks Sufjan.
Such a doll.
