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Simpsons Did It of the Day: James Byrne of Bristol accidentally severed his thumb while doing a bit of sawing.

Plastic surgeons at Frenchay Hospital were unable to reattach the hacked-off digit, so they settled for the next best thing: They put his big toe in its place.

Byrne says having a fully functional hand is crucial in his line of work, so he would not have been able to “earn a decent living” without one.

[bbcnews.]

I love West Country accents they all sound like sexy pirates, mostly the women.

(Source: thedailywhat)

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   Gives new meaning to the term toe thumb. I just learned that my condition is called (asymmetric) Brachydactyly type D....

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    THAT LOOKS SO FUNNY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

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27. digitalhoarder said: why does everyone say this is disgusting?! i’d like to watch your thumb get cut off and see what solution you come up with.
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    MR. LIPCA!?!??!?!??!

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    Simpsons Did It of the Day: James Byrne of Bristol accidentally severed his thumb while doing a bit of sawing. Plastic...

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    HE’S LIKE THAT ASSHOLE FROM THE MACHINIST

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    i quit. i am DONE

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    what the literal fuck

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    Well if I were him, I’d use the foot in your mouth joke every damn day.

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