—He who warned, uh, the … the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringin’ those bells and, um, by makin’ sure that as he’s ridin’ his horse through town to send those warnin’ shots and bells that, uh, we were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free … and we were gonna be armed.

Sarah Palin’s in-derp-pretation of the actual point of Paul Revere’s Midnight ride

(Source: New York Magazine)